Marketing concepts Explained !!!!

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very
rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing“

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising“

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me – That’s Telemarketing“

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very
rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – “That’s
Customer Feedback“

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very
rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand
and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?”
and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
“I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering
new markets”

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