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Signs that you have grown up


1. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

3. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.

4. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”.

5. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

6. You take naps.

7. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

8. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

9. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

10. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

11. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”

source: scribd

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